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Today's daily Candorville cartoons!

Today's daily Candorville cartoon!

Today's daily Candorville cartoon!

Today's editorial cartoons, Candorville Comic Strip, and more!

Today's daily Candorville cartoon!

Today's daily Candorville cartoon!

Today's daily Candorville Comic Strip!

Today's Candorville Comic Strip!

Today's daily Candorville cartoon!

Three Candorville cartoons!

Today's daily Candorville cartoon!

Today's daily Candorville cartoon!

Today's daily Candorville cartoon!

Today's Candorville cartoon!

Today's Candorville cartoon!

Today's daily Candorville cartoon!

Today's political cartoon and Candorville comics!

Today's daily Candorville cartoons!

Todays' Candorville cartoon and more

Why he really should call his mom every day

The conspiracy theories they don't tell you about

Is the world really real?

Six weeks of gagging

The vanishing fries

Mourning "Joe," and the only species capable of abstract thought

The reason C-Dog may have voted for Trump

Lemont gets(ish) to the bottom of the confusing Trump vote

The very un-asked question

The surviving clans

Trump's victory reveals the USA's true colors for the 5000th time

Donald Trump wins, the REAL Great Replacement is here

Today is the day to set things straight

The closing eye of the storm

Donald Trump will be women's "protector" "whether they like it or not"

Why the vile Puerto Rico "floating island of garbage" joke went viral

Tucker Carlson's super-creepy Daddy Trump speech

Elon Musk in regular contact with Putin, because of course

He's never understood what women want from him

There are no men anymore

The problem with guys from Date-a-Dude

Why hippos are better than us

Disconnected from reality

The very thoughtful gift

Shady undertakings

Dr. Democrat's Dastardly Climate Control Caper, and more

The bright side of Mussolini

Racism on Twitter may just be the start

Where has C-Dog been all day?

The worst thing imaginable

How does that make you feel?

The slowly-ticking quasars

Is this all there be?

Running for Vice-Pig, and The Man With None

Why Tyrone cracked Rosencrantz over the head with a bottle

The Observer Effect

Where would you be without me?

Blocking "free speech" warriors for mental health, and Lionel's first baseball game

Meanwhile, in Candorville...

A sandwich from years ago, and other oddities

GOP's nominee for N. Carolina governor is a "Black NAZI"?

Where you been at, Big L?

Remember Gerbil Automotive?

The Lizard People nobody talks about

Hungry Hungry Haitians, and The thing about Medicare Advantage

Voting isn't supposed to be easy?

Cleaning Momma's house isn't so easy

Signing THE TALK tonight in Sacramento at Crocker Con!

Haitian migrants are(n't) eating our pets, and John Ritter & Babylon 5

Republicans on the latest mass shooting, and leaving Momma

He sure looks happy

Does Death Make Sense?

Censoring Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

Trump desecrates Arlington National Cemetery, because of course he does, and THE TALK audiobook launches!

Too soon, Siri, and Kamala Harris changed everything for him

The Bait and Switch Party?

Cheating, Something in Common, and Working Too Hard

Narrating the audiobook of THE TALK with my son

Delusions

The GOP tries a strange Walz attack, and Lemont has second thoughts

Weird J.D., and parenting during Deadpool and Wolverine

Will C-Dog read Project 2025? And other questions

Donald Trump goes full racist at NABJ, and Susan's got the same uncle you have

Trump's "weird" running-mate J.D. Vance is sucking up all Trump's oxygen

He wasn't interested in a Kamala Harris presidency until...

J.D. Vance and the rough first days

Republican Party reminds us who they are after Kamala Harris secures the nomination

Deplorables proudly react with bigotry as Joe passes the torch to Kamala

New revelations about the assassin's motives, a barber muses, and a stinky hypothetical

Who turned America's political discourse violent?

The real Republican Platform, a Banana, and the Gray Champion

What's That? And Why is the Sky Blue?

Trump knows nothing about Project 2025?

The parent-teacher conference

Time to nip that in the butt

Where did his kid learn to say that?

Replicators, grammar and reason vs “reasons”

The MAGA Court's Trump Immunity Ruling, and Lemont can't ever get ahead

The panic over Joe Biden's disastrous debate

Why think about science?

They're finding potential Dyson Spheres all over the place

Absolute proof of Lemont's superposition hypothesis

Our ideas exist in superposition

The Supreme Court, and something is very wrong with C-Dog

The accidental spitting, his buddy Keith, and the deceitful attack on voting

Which is easier to find, a respectful man or a respectful toddler?

The insidious teacher, allowance, and the first thing that happened today

Today should become a national holiday

Neo Nazi Nick's Gay Porn excuse, Jasmine Crockett vs. MTG, and more

What's ahead for the incredibly corrupt, rogue Supreme Court, and calling Momma

The remora people, alien life, and the universe's existence

Lucid dreaming, the Mesopotamian, and the Webb Telescope may have found alien life

The lesser of two evils, and recording the audiobook version of THE TALK

Has C-Dog read Lemont's book yet?

Refusing to answer the most destructive question

How to tell a four year old about Donald Trump and the porn star

He’s calling himself from the future

The cost of being five minutes late

Little Lionel's Fourth Birthday Party

AI will come for all

He still can't believe they've canceled Star Trek: Lower Decks

The social media intern

Iran & Israel, Circling the drain of life, and twelve killed at a mass shooting

The nervous late night guest, and it’s almost all over

Giving a speech to a room full of Lionels

Are you you?

The unwelcome invitation

The long distance relationship

The bright side of throwing out your back

The wild ones can't help themselves

The wooden horse, and the bank with the wrong name

Monsters understand monsters

France's secret empire in Africa

The MAGA Messiah, Lemont's second-ish book, and the crazy book tour

Nobody ever mentions the BRIGHT side of catastrophic all-out warfare

The future isn't what it used to be

Broke Trump selling $60 bibles, and why the next generation means hope

The MAGA-era preschool lesson

Maligning her entire profession, and democracy is unnatural

Broke racist con man Trump taps convicted felon Manafort for... something, and Susan blames Lemont

Is nothing sacred, the french fry delivery, and Trump hooks up with Manafort again

The Shouty State of America, and Forgetting Suddenly

I've won the Image Award, and the Libby Award, and who's fault is it?

Elon Musk the "free speech" champion, and René Descartes said what?

What if the pain we feel is not our own?

Your favorite thing about you

What's his one favorite thing about Susan?

What "race-baiting" really means

What it means that President Biden and NOT-President Trump won, and the endless Mars experiment

The Missing Beef

The tarnished uniforms

Black lives still don't matter to some

The profitable presidency

Lemont gets a gift for his articles about Russia

The corrupt Supreme Court tries to select another president

The amazing trip to the art museum, and a fishy ancestry

Art museums have changed for the better

Congratulations on assassinating Navalny

Couple's counseling is going well, apparently

GOP's star witness is a Russian stooge, and breaking up is hard to do

C-Dog refuses to hear it, the very scary clown, and Facebook's one big flaw

Very long division, an iPhone update, and Girl Scout cookies

The longest general election

I'll be speaking tomorrow (SUNDAY) in Sacramento

A growing indignation

That Late Night Voice

When brushing teeth was fun

His first time seeing the Milky Way

Is little Lionel afraid of the dark?

The Big Storm

The Mirror Moment

When is a therapist required to blab your secret?

Democrats are in denial about trouble ahead, and will Lemont be POTUS Nobody's Chief of Staff?

Invite your friends to read Political Cartoons & Comic Strips by Darrin Bell

How "President Nobody" can almost single-handedly increase the size of the Supreme Court

Expanding the Supreme Court on day one

C-Dog is Changing his name to Nobody

Never mind, you just enjoy your day... and my boyfriend's Facebook password

Schrodinger’s Run

Mr. Barnhouse’s Very Bad Day

It's not about race

The arc of the moral universe, and a shocking birthday

Will there ever be just us?

The definitionally-challenged Republican party

Rescue from Gilligan's Island revisited, and there are a finite number of words

Trump sabotages the border deal, and please go to sleep

Daddy is grounded, and Susan dreamt they were married

Ron DeSantis finally drops out

Not Listening-itis

Try everything-ish

Why 2024 won’t be the dumpster fire we expected

1.5 acres of pine trees, and Nikki Haley's fictional NEVER-been-racist America

He can't go wrong buying land

Buying a property he can’t handle

A plot of land

Lemont’s resolution revealed

The You Show

Donald Trump can assassinate his rivals

The year 2023 in political cartoons

Why not us?

C-Dog's pet peeve

The very busy year, and adventures in small talk