Sitemap - 2023 - Political Cartoons & Comic Strips by Darrin Bell
A very crazy (and very real) theory about the Moon
Nikki Haley can’t walk this back
The adventures of the In Crowd
She moved out west to be with family
The major women were expected to take
Alta Faye Bell Jefferson Crawford
Lemont Brown’s Christmas Carol
How not to make people sick of hearing about your kids
Trump's "poisoning the blood of America" comment, and Lemont gets that number
The normalizing of Hitlerspeak, and he dropped his phone in the worst place possible
We never went to the Moon, and there's something about Baltimore
At least there’s a tax deduction for that
“For customers only” restrooms
Does this make him a hypocritical journalist?
The therapist’s counter-programming exercise
The very proper man, and guess where the book tour is going next?
When we played all by ourselves
The Republican Flurry of Felonies, and
Lemont knows how to find a good man
Why read a newspaper, the mother in law cometh, and Mr. Braun repeats himself
Psychopath war criminal Henry Kissinger finally dies, and how much does Susan earn?
Dick Fink’s foul-smelling soup
Better check on that return policy
Police use black men's photos as target practice
Was this the absolute wrong advice?
The long tooth conspiracy, and the theoretical friend
Elon Musk endorses antisemitism, and All the Horrible Things
A trick for filling awkward pauses in a conversation
Trump calls millions of us "vermin," and Rosencrantz & Tyrone discuss the supernatural
An increasingly rare and priceless treat
Ivanka Trump testifies at her crime family's fraud trial, and a rising tide lifts all boats
He's getting it from both sides
The "anonymity" of the Internet, and the wisdom of holding something for a friend
MAGA Mike Johnson, Israel, the IRS, and dating younger
Dr. Noodle gets to the heart of the matter
The helpful therapist, and the intentional spoiler
The fundamental transformation
The case of the vanishing burrito
Unintentional synchronicity: parenthood and the ego
If he could be anyone in history, and C-Dog needs an alibi
We haven’t argued in a long time
The blood of innocents, and the inevitable asteroid
The curse of the Holy Land, and an amicable resolution
The map of the Middle East, and the incredible goatee
When catching up with old friends goes wrong
Trump blabs nuclear secrets to a foreign billionaire, and unintentional political satire
Lemont admits his true feelings to Susan, and some Gannett papers drop Candorville
We may be alone in the galaxy after all
When you found out the modern world passed you by
Join me at the Brooklyn Book Festival today
When Big Oatmeal went platinum
This is when you go see a doctor
The fascist Project 2025, escaping to Canada, and reading the prologue of THE TALK
The thoughtful man, and Lemont was wrong about Elon Musk
Those ads you see on YouTube are shady
Rupert Murdoch's job is done and so is the West
This is a deliberate tactic and the end of democracy
Control is an illusion because of entropy
"Boeberting" should become a verb for "excercising extreme hypocrisy"
C-Dog on Elon Musk sabotaging Ukraine
He got tired of being heartless
Was his article irresponsible?
Our species will get what we deserve
We’ve been spewing since the 19th Century
His son has a fool proof plan, and one bad review
What it means to be BANNED in DeSantistan (a.k.a. Florida)
Why do we reply at all to each other?
C-Dog replies to Lemont’s texts in his own way
He wrote about the big scandal, and then this happened
The guy who almost ran over Lemont
Ron DeSantis decries a "scumbag" racist murderer, and Lionel faces a bully
The evidence he found in her hair
Clyde's writing a new Green Book
The (latest) racist Florida shooting
Are they really your best friend?
Donald Trump's mug shot, and did Susan Garcia buy the farm?
Father of the year nominee right here
The most embarrassed he’s ever been
The Writers Strike This Time, and the pandemic
Rosencrantz has nothing on Tyrone
Susan asks why Gary earns 15% more than her
Donald Trump asks for his trial to start far in the future
Why asking C-Dog to watch his kid was a mistake
The great PIN number controversy
It's totally cool that the coral reefs are dying off.
Republicans move the Hunter goal post, and a lesson about death
When is a silverfish not a silver fish?
The reasonable unreasonable response
Fake news, rear ends, killing Hitler, and five months, three days, seventeen hours
Proper adulting requires home ownership?
He has nothing to leave his son (or does he)?
Corporate tax loopholes, igloos, the grammar police, and Rosencrantz & Tyrone
The big fat distraction from the very, super, explosively important Hunter Biden story
When Jehovah’s Alibi came knocking
Just when you thought he was screwed
Donald Trump and the Global Warming "Hoax"
He made his son an offer he couldn’t refuse
How to tell you’re a big boy now
When you're rejected (ish) for credit, and when your child rejects your dinner
He is totally, definitely, positively, SO over Kelly
How to tell someone is a good dad
His son’s first word opens up a can of worms
Why are precious moments precious?
When keeping a journal is dumb
He keeps a journal of his son’s firsts
Why C-Dog is always two steps ahead
He accidentally tweeted a picture of his junk
"The Eagle has landed" and Casper the Friendly Ghost
When agreeing to disagree goes wrong
Don’t tell anyone that Susan gave Phil Anders a call
When Miss Annes went full NAZI
Why Momma can’t watch little Lionel
Why you might miss out on something great
The odd reason why he loves children
The illegitimate affirmative action hires
Watch me discuss THE TALK with Michel Martin on CNN’s Amanpour & Company
This corrupt and illegitimate Supreme Court didn't kill affirmative action in a vacuum
What's your name in your head?
The second witness ruins everything
C-Dog reacts badly to small talk
One expectant mother's unexpected ultrasound
The first time you ever got mad at someone, and the value of pizza
The Republican Party is corrupt to its core
She’s behind schedule on her life plan
Do you ever think about you and me?
Did Aesop’s Fable always go this way?
Videos of you are all over the place
You can only have two out of three
What's the last book you read?
Is this the future you imagined?
How to give customers what they really want
Does the Trump indictment prove the Great Hamster exists?
What sport should you teach your child?
A fire truck on the rings of Saturn
Listen to me talk about THE TALK on NPR’s Weekend Edition
Operation: Put Toddler to Sleep
The newspaper that fired him wants him back
The Genesis of anti-LGBTQ bigotry?
About that man who was locked in the trunk
The Talk book tour begins next week
What watching Star Trek Picard season three has done to him
Why C-Dog would rather self-publish his children’s book
Lemont asked the AI for advice
Guess which Americans are on Putin's sanctions list?
He abuses his power all the time
On the one-year anniversary of the Uvalde school massacre
The problem with Susan Garcia’s favorite gym
C-Dog’s writing a children’s book
Where to put your money during the coming recession
What does Miles Davis have to do with the MAGA party's Durham Report?
Lemont has to share his book tour with Darrin Bell
The "G" in GOP stands for "Giuliani"
Why it’s a great time to babysit
He lost his crypto recovery code
He found a preschool for his son, but then this happened
The impossibly long preschool waiting list
That time C-Dog collaborated with Hall & Otis
The "It's not the guns, it's mental illness" fallacy
Abundance God is talking to c-Dog
Why more and more students are getting detention
WHY Lemont was watching “Maury”
Yet another mass shooting in America
How I got (and lost) the very first copy of The Talk
Did he use his identical twin to cheat on his wife?
One less liar in Fox News' barrel of liars
He can't believe Fixed News canceled Tucky Tarleson
The perilous Darien Gap is spreading
Tyrone's forgotten he's forgotten something
Emmett Till's lying accuser dies, did she escape justice?
Why are all his stock porftolio numbers in red?
Playing adult games on the computer
Flash 2-day SALE on pre-orders of my book THE TALK at Barnes & Noble
Are people who complain about racism the REAL racists?
Andrew Lester's racist shooting of Ralph Yarl
Tucker Carlson OUT at Fox News
You shouldn’t do that anymore in the USA
Civil Asset Forfeiture makes us all guilty until proven innocent
The best part of being a parent
His son said something amazing
Ron DeSantis's fascist obsession with Disney
Did your local paper just cancel Candorville? Here’s what to do.
The one thing a parent can never ignore
His son’s favorite part of today
He wrote a novel about a con man, and then this happened
It’s important to find out who that baby’s daddy is
Maybe you need to get y'self checked out
What do meditating, children, and toothaches have in common?
Tennessee can't unring this bell
How else would a day in the park be tax deductible?
The assault on "wokism" is nothing new
What does C-Dog do for a living?
Supply is going fast, get it while you can
Sunsets, fake girlfriends, and insinuations
She says he should help out around the house more
Why C-Dog pays for everything with cash
The House of Reprehensible's Parents Bill of Rights Act
Why you should never fly with a head cold
The epidemic of right wing hypocrisy is murdering our children's minds and bodies
Right-wing Priorities, and why we speak English
Watch you must watch Reboot on Netflix
Donald Trump will be arrested on Tuesday
Lemont's long-lost daddy calls at last?
Lemont regrets sending in his DNA
He wants to tell her thing or two
The sudden Republican obsession with "Groomers"
The cute thing his son just said
The precious Raggedy Andy doll
I know what you're going to say
Why Republicans have introduced 300+ anti-trans bills
The Rasmussen Poll that brought down Scott Adams
Videos of Black on white violence every damn day
The Segregationist Board Meeting
Filbert's Scoot Madams draws Candorville
Admitting a deep, dark secret out loud
Scott Adams, Ron DeSantis, and the House of Reprehensibles
The super-mature crossing guard
Mysterious booms and sky trumpets
Who says guys don't talk about their feelings?
The folly of whitewashing Roald Dahl
Is it cowardly not to cover a war?
The journalist who rushed into danger
Maybe it's just your imagination
What does the AI think of book-banning?
Which president is to blame for the Ohio train derailment?
Training Ezmeralda is dangerous
The AI gives Lemont investment advice
What did C-Dog do to the police?
The criminals were neck and neck
They want to send an intrepid reporter to Ukraine
About the GOP's obsession with trans Americans
The system is rigged against you
The extremely offensive Christmas gift
International Executive Assistant's Day
Suddenly the people who "don't see color," see color
Is Martin from Marketing cheating on Andrea from Accounting?
They're gleeful about Tyre Nichols' murderers being Black men
The expectation of the Black brain in a police state
Police stop a Black motorist, unsurprising events follow
He can't get his son into Star Trek
Words are all we have to go on
Little Lionel's learning to dance.
His neighbor is obviously just scared to debate.
They complained about being canceled before that was popular
Republicans revel in their hypocrisy over classified documents
The impossibly distant dwarf planet returns
Why Americans can't argue straight anymore
A cure for aging may be just years away
Gerbil Automotive’s stock is plummeting
Why is history erected on a skeleton of wars?
One of these classified document scandals is not like the other
When an African kingdom kicked a European power's ass
A lot happened 400 years ago, but not that
The 400th anniversary of something you should've heard about long ago
Everything(is) in the universe is made of energy
How many sunrises have you witnessed?
Clowns have seized control of the House of Representatives
The quite possibly untrue truth about Momma
One reason why people don't call their parents
Wishing Momma a Happy New Year a little too late