He accidentally tweeted a picture of his junk

TWO Candorville comic strips

I’ve been down and out with some sort of illness most of this week, that I’m pretty sure I caught from my petri dishes kids. Here’s what I would’ve posted yesterday, if I hadn’t been zombified:

When the pandemic began, if I’d felt this bad I’d have made sure my will was updated and that my three-year-old boy knew how to dial 911 on my phone, in case he f…